I just stumbled upon a really funny, tongue-in-cheek comparison between Agile Adoption and Teenage Sex of all things. It made me laugh so I thought I’d share it!

I’ve *think* the original version of this joke/comparison came from the Agile Learning Labs blog but I can’t be sure.

Enjoy!

Agile is like Teen Sex because:

• Everyone wants to do it
• Many say they’re doing it
• You always exaggerate how much of it you’re doing
• Most people aren’t actually doing it (despite their best efforts)
• Everybody else seems to be doing more than you
• You get a kick out of telling your friends how they can do it better
• You spend a lot of time thinking about it
• Your first time never quite goes to plan
• You can’t wait until you experience the real deal
• Very few of you/your friends are doing it correctly
• You do everything you can to please your Product Owner
• It takes you a while before you find your velocity
• You always make sure to hold a retrospective afterwards
• Everyone says they’ll ‘do it better next time’
• Your start getting a bad reputation when you spend too much time ‘Doing it’  (See: Doing Agile is a Sign of Incompetence)

Okay – now back to being a serious Blogger

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